keep smile on your face

dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye,
dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki,
waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye.
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a funny interview

A FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture

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hi,swami bhaya,

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hi,

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Pakistani Terrorist ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of New
Delhi .

When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks
the dog.

An AAJ TAK reporter was seeing all this.

He said "That was great.
I'll definitely publish this in our newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."


The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".

Reporter said " OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN
FROM A DOG".

Man said "Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.
I'm a Pakistani national by origin".

Next day, the headline in the paper read

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Pakistani Terrorist ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG

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╬═♥═╬ 7 - RULES TO BE HAPPY
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╬═♥═╬ 1.....Never Hates
╬═♥═╬ 2.....Dont Worry
╬═♥═╬ 3....Live Simple
╬═♥═╬ 4....Expect A Little
╬═♥═╬ 5....Give A Lot
╬═♥═╬ 6....Always Smile
╬═♥═╬ 7....Have Person Like Me
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omm

hi, ** brother **

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you are sweet and friend of mine

Here r some words for u
U Are Cute**********
U Are Naughty****
U Are Sweet****
U Are Cool****
U Are Awesome****
U Are Intelligent****
U Are Amazing*****
U Are Smart****
U Are Sharp****
U Are Caring****
U Are Sporty****
U Are respectfull*****
U Are Gorgeous*********
U Are Alluring****
U Are Attractive****
U Are Appealing****
U Are Good-Looking*************
U Are Charming****
U Are Glamorous**********
U Are Beautiful****************
U Are Eye-Catching*********
U Are Striking****
U Are Fascinating******
U Are Seductive****
U Are Full of life****
U Are Shining****
U Are Energetic****
U Are Head turner****
U Are Seductive****
U Are Homorous****
U Are Funny****
U Are Stunning****
U Are Lovely****
U Are Superb*******
U Are Fabolous****
U Are Excellent********
U Are Fantastic****
And the most important U r very sweet and u r friend of mine*************************

you are a dear friend

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At night,look at the sky,
If you see a falling Star,
Don“t wonder why,
just make a wish,
Trust me it will come true,
Bcoz i did it and

I FOUND YOU!


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7 rule to be happy

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hi

hi its me swami